List of Patriarch responses

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The following is a list triggered vocal responses for the Patriarch. The contextual triggers for the vocal responses include, appearing, firing his weapons, and taking large amounts of damage.

Spawning

When the Patriarch first appears on a map:
  • Excellent! Another batch of subjects.
  • What've you done to my children?!
  • You've murdered my children!
  • I'll show you! I'll show you all!
  • You'll pay for what you've done!
  • I'll show you no mercy.
  • I'm back! And I've got some new tricks!

As the Ring Leader during the Summer Sideshow event:

  • It's time to knock 'em dead!
  • Come one! Come all! It's murder time!
  • It's the final act! For you!
  • Step right up! It's your final act!
  • The one! The only!
  • Step right up and die!

As the Robo Claus during the Twisted Christmas event:

  • Ho... ho... ho!
  • Someone's been a bad little boy!
  • You better watch out, you're all gonna die!
  • This is what happens to bad little boys and girls!
  • Where's my cookies and milk?!
  • You've been bad little boys and girls!
  • You better watch out, you're all gonna die!
  • Here comes Robot Claus!
  • I'm back, and with some new gifts!
  • I'm back, and I've got some new presents!

As Sheriff Wade during the Hillbilly Horror event:

  • You're bound by law! Drop them weapons and surrender your brains!
  • Now, what you city boys doin' out here?
  • This here's my town! You folks gotta answer to me!
  • This town only big enough for one of us!

General

Responses that trigger any time during the fight:
  • I always told her, I'd make something of myself. And she never listened.
  • Everything is so simple when you have a rocket launcher for an arm!
  • You can't run forever.
  • Superior genetics.
  • Eventually I will catch you.
  • Look at you! Running around like insects. I'll crush you like the pests you are.
  • You sure are good at running away.
  • I don't think you fully understand the situation: you're all going to die.

As the Ring Leader:

  • Can you feel it? They're calling for blood. And you have plenty of it! Don't be such a stick in the mud.
  • Everyone's a winner here. Even if it kills you.
  • Rest assured, that if you should succumb to a gruesome death, that your corpse will be honored, in a tasteful display of confections for our loyal patrons.
  • Safety record? Who cares about that? Lives are at stake here.
  • Can you withstand the grueling terror...of the three rings?
  • Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages...just saying that makes me hungry.
  • There's no such thing as death defying here. Where is the entertainment in defying?
  • All eyes are on you. Don't choke. It would be a shame if you were to suffer a brutal and tragic death.
  • I won't tease you with a possibility of a gruesome death. I'll guarantee it.
  • I can only promise you, this will be one act you wont be walking away from. Alive.
  • Try your luck! Impress the ladies!
  • Suspense. Terror. Death. Our very own STD, and I'm giving it to everyone!

As Robo Claus:

  • Ho ho ho!
  • hums "Jingle Bells"
  • Come sit on Santa's lap!
  • Someone's been naughty this year!
  • Why don't you tell Santa what you want?
  • Up on the rooftop, reindeer paws. Out jumps good old Robot Claus!
  • Down through the chimney with lots of toys!
  • Ho ho ho, who wouldn't go?

As Sheriff Wade:

  • Daddy always said, "Braaaains!" Bless his undead heart.
  • You gonna find out real fast how we do things down here!
  • You ain't fixin' to make me put no hurt on!
  • Lemme just scoop 'em out. Ain't like you usin' 'em!
  • Don't you be resist me, boy!
  • I hear you been stirrin' up trouble in my town!

Attacking

His vocal taunts also serve to warn about his attacks.

Charging his minigun to fire:
  • Time for a more direct approach.
  • This is the end of you!
  • Stay there. I'll make this quick.
  • Wait right there. Hahahahaha!

As the Ring Leader:

  • A volunteer! You there, sir!
  • Watch this, the crowd loves it!
  • No, this is how you do it!
  • Why don't we up the stakes?

As Robo Claus:

  • Let's see what I've got in my bag... bullets! Ho ho ho ho ho!
  • Seven-six-two, from me to you!
  • Hold on now, I've got something for everyone!

As Sheriff Wade:

  • 'Scuse me while I whip this out! (A reference to Blazing Saddles)
When he is about to fire a rocket:
  • One in the pipe.

As the Ring Leader:

  • Drum roll, please.
  • Enough clowning around.

As Robo Claus:

  • I've got a present for you!

As Sheriff Wade:

  • Tell it to the judge!
When he is performing a spin attack
  • So you're trying to do that again? Ha ha ha ha!
  • Thanks for getting so close to me, everyone!
  • What are you, a bunch of lumberjacks?! (If the players were using axes or chainsaws)
  • Who do you think you are, a bunch of ninjas?! (If the players were using katanas)

As the Ring Leader:

  • That's right! Right where I want you!
  • I never lose a tickle fight!

As Robo Claus:

  • So you're trying to do that again? Ha ha ha ha!
  • It's nice to have such close friends!
  • Everyone loves Papa Kev!
  • What are you, a bunch of lumberjacks?! (If the players were using axes or chainsaws)
  • Who do you think you are, a bunch of ninjas?! (If the players were using katanas)

As Sheriff Wade:

  • Beat it!
  • Make like a tree and get!
  • Get on outta here!
  • I ain't no tree! (If the players were using axes or chainsaws)
  • What, you some fairy princess? (If the players were using katanas)

Taking damage

Responses to give the players an idea of the amount of damage he is taking.

When he has been brought to his knees:
  • Now this is a fight.
  • Now we're having fun.
  • That hardly hurts.
  • You're really starting to piss me off.
  • You're ruining everything!
  • What do you think you're doing?

As the Ring Leader:

  • You'll have to do much better than that!
  • The show must go on!
  • Ding ding ding! We have a winner!
  • Not yet, there's still more to come!

As Robo Claus:

  • Now look here, Ebenezer!
  • I'll put your eye out!
  • I'm the one doing the giving here!

As Sheriff Wade:

  • What in Sam Hill you think you're doin'?!
  • Now you just makin' this hard on yourself!
  • Move along! Nothin' to see here!
When he runs away to heal and summons specimens to defend him:
  • Save me, my children! Daddy needs you.
  • This can't happen. My children; show me how much you love me.
  • My children are returning... It makes me so proud.
  • Come! Come my children! Don't let your Daddy die.
  • Come! Help me, my children.
  • Come out! Come out and make your father proud.
  • We are a family! My children will show you how much they love me.
  • My children! Come out! Don't let them do this.
  • Save me, my children! Show them how much you love me.

As the Ring Leader:

  • Encore! They demand an encore!
  • Intermission!
  • You can never have enough clowns!
  • Send out the clowns!

As Robo Claus:

  • Come out, my helpers! Santa needs you!
  • Santa needs more presents! Send more presents!
  • So many children. So many bad children!

As Sheriff Wade:

  • How about you get acquainted with my deputies?
  • You got this whole town against you, boy!
  • Officer in need of assistance!
  • Now you got all the townfolk riled up!

Losing

If your squad is wiped out in the final wave:
  • What was it that you had hoped to accomplish? I cannot be stopped.
  • This is it? This is the best they had? What a waste of time.
  • I thought you were the best, but you're just like all the others... pathetic.
  • There's plenty of research to be done around here...
  • Send more men! Send entire armies! I will destroy them all.
  • Hahahaha! You're pathetic!

As the Ring Leader:

  • What clown college did you fools drop out of?
  • I have to admit, I didn't think your corpse would be this entertaining. Bravo! Marvelous show!
  • I see you enjoyed the show as much as we did. You might say... that it was to die for.
  • Who do you think we are, some petty sideshow? This is the three rings!
  • While we're sad to see you go, rest assured that you'll always be in our hearts and minds... and in our stomachs for a while, too.

As Robo Claus:

  • All of the children asleep in their beds, bleeding profusely from wounds in their heads!
  • All for the little ones, girls and boys!
  • And not a creature was stirring, because they're all dead! Ahahaha- er, ohohohoho!

As Sheriff Wade:

  • Remember, kids: Don't do the crime if you ain't wantin' a whuppin'!
  • They say Justice is blind, but around these parts, she's just hungry!
  • Justice tastes best when it's still warm!
  • I guess they ain't be needin' that phone call!
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