The following is a list triggered vocal responses for the Patriarch. The contextual triggers for the vocal responses include, appearing, firing his weapons, and taking large amounts of damage.
Spawning[edit]
When the Patriarch first appears on a map:
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- Excellent! Another batch of subjects.
- What've you done to my children?!
- You've murdered my children!
- I'll show you! I'll show you all!
- You'll pay for what you've done!
- I'll show you no mercy.
- I'm back! And I've got some new tricks!
As the Ring Leader during the Summer Sideshow event:
- It's time to knock 'em dead!
- Come one! Come all! It's murder time!
- It's the final act! For you!
- Step right up! It's your final act!
- The one! The only!
- Step right up and die!
As the Robo Claus during the Twisted Christmas event:
- Ho... ho... ho!
- Someone's been a bad little boy!
- You better watch out, you're all gonna die!
- This is what happens to bad little boys and girls!
- Where's my cookies and milk?!
- You've been bad little boys and girls!
- You better watch out, you're all gonna die!
- Here comes Robot Claus!
- I'm back, and with some new gifts!
- I'm back, and I've got some new presents!
As Sheriff Wade during the Hillbilly Horror event:
- You're bound by law! Drop them weapons and surrender your brains!
- Now, what you city boys doin' out here?
- This here's my town! You folks gotta answer to me!
- This town only big enough for one of us!
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General[edit]
Responses that trigger any time during the fight:
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- I always told her, I'd make something of myself. And she never listened.
- Everything is so simple when you have a rocket launcher for an arm!
- You can't run forever.
- Superior genetics.
- Eventually I will catch you.
- Look at you! Running around like insects. I'll crush you like the pests you are.
- You sure are good at running away.
- I don't think you fully understand the situation: you're all going to die.
As the Ring Leader:
- Can you feel it? They're calling for blood. And you have plenty of it! Don't be such a stick in the mud.
- Everyone's a winner here. Even if it kills you.
- Rest assured, that if you should succumb to a gruesome death, that your corpse will be honored, in a tasteful display of confections for our loyal patrons.
- Safety record? Who cares about that? Lives are at stake here.
- Can you withstand the grueling terror...of the three rings?
- Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages...just saying that makes me hungry.
- There's no such thing as death defying here. Where is the entertainment in defying?
- All eyes are on you. Don't choke. It would be a shame if you were to suffer a brutal and tragic death.
- I won't tease you with a possibility of a gruesome death. I'll guarantee it.
- I can only promise you, this will be one act you wont be walking away from. Alive.
- Try your luck! Impress the ladies!
- Suspense. Terror. Death. Our very own STD, and I'm giving it to everyone!
As Robo Claus:
- Ho ho ho!
- hums "Jingle Bells"
- Come sit on Santa's lap!
- Someone's been naughty this year!
- Why don't you tell Santa what you want?
- Up on the rooftop, reindeer paws. Out jumps good old Robot Claus!
- Down through the chimney with lots of toys!
- Ho ho ho, who wouldn't go?
As Sheriff Wade:
- Daddy always said, "Braaaains!" Bless his undead heart.
- You gonna find out real fast how we do things down here!
- You ain't fixin' to make me put no hurt on!
- Lemme just scoop 'em out. Ain't like you usin' 'em!
- Don't you be resist me, boy!
- I hear you been stirrin' up trouble in my town!
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Attacking[edit]
His vocal taunts also serve to warn about his attacks.
Charging his minigun to fire:
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- Time for a more direct approach.
- This is the end of you!
- Stay there. I'll make this quick.
- Wait right there. Hahahahaha!
As the Ring Leader:
- A volunteer! You there, sir!
- Watch this, the crowd loves it!
- No, this is how you do it!
- Why don't we up the stakes?
As Robo Claus:
- Let's see what I've got in my bag... bullets! Ho ho ho ho ho!
- Seven-six-two, from me to you!
- Hold on now, I've got something for everyone!
As Sheriff Wade:
- 'Scuse me while I whip this out! (A reference to Blazing Saddles)
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When he is about to fire a rocket:
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As the Ring Leader:
- Drum roll, please.
- Enough clowning around.
As Robo Claus:
- I've got a present for you!
As Sheriff Wade:
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When he is performing a spin attack
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- So you're trying to do that again? Ha ha ha ha!
- Thanks for getting so close to me, everyone!
- What are you, a bunch of lumberjacks?! (If the players were using axes or chainsaws)
- Who do you think you are, a bunch of ninjas?! (If the players were using katanas)
As the Ring Leader:
- That's right! Right where I want you!
- I never lose a tickle fight!
As Robo Claus:
- So you're trying to do that again? Ha ha ha ha!
- It's nice to have such close friends!
- Everyone loves Papa Kev!
- What are you, a bunch of lumberjacks?! (If the players were using axes or chainsaws)
- Who do you think you are, a bunch of ninjas?! (If the players were using katanas)
As Sheriff Wade:
- Beat it!
- Make like a tree and get!
- Get on outta here!
- I ain't no tree! (If the players were using axes or chainsaws)
- What, you some fairy princess? (If the players were using katanas)
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Taking damage[edit]
Responses to give the players an idea of the amount of damage he is taking.
When he has been brought to his knees:
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- Now this is a fight.
- Now we're having fun.
- That hardly hurts.
- You're really starting to piss me off.
- You're ruining everything!
- What do you think you're doing?
As the Ring Leader:
- You'll have to do much better than that!
- The show must go on!
- Ding ding ding! We have a winner!
- Not yet, there's still more to come!
As Robo Claus:
- Now look here, Ebenezer!
- I'll put your eye out!
- I'm the one doing the giving here!
As Sheriff Wade:
- What in Sam Hill you think you're doin'?!
- Now you just makin' this hard on yourself!
- Move along! Nothin' to see here!
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When he runs away to heal and summons specimens to defend him:
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- Save me, my children! Daddy needs you.
- This can't happen. My children; show me how much you love me.
- My children are returning... It makes me so proud.
- Come! Come my children! Don't let your Daddy die.
- Come! Help me, my children.
- Come out! Come out and make your father proud.
- We are a family! My children will show you how much they love me.
- My children! Come out! Don't let them do this.
- Save me, my children! Show them how much you love me.
As the Ring Leader:
- Encore! They demand an encore!
- Intermission!
- You can never have enough clowns!
- Send out the clowns!
As Robo Claus:
- Come out, my helpers! Santa needs you!
- Santa needs more presents! Send more presents!
- So many children. So many bad children!
As Sheriff Wade:
- How about you get acquainted with my deputies?
- You got this whole town against you, boy!
- Officer in need of assistance!
- Now you got all the townfolk riled up!
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If your squad is wiped out in the final wave:
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- What was it that you had hoped to accomplish? I cannot be stopped.
- This is it? This is the best they had? What a waste of time.
- I thought you were the best, but you're just like all the others... pathetic.
- There's plenty of research to be done around here...
- Send more men! Send entire armies! I will destroy them all.
- Hahahaha! You're pathetic!
As the Ring Leader:
- What clown college did you fools drop out of?
- I have to admit, I didn't think your corpse would be this entertaining. Bravo! Marvelous show!
- I see you enjoyed the show as much as we did. You might say... that it was to die for.
- Who do you think we are, some petty sideshow? This is the three rings!
- While we're sad to see you go, rest assured that you'll always be in our hearts and minds... and in our stomachs for a while, too.
As Robo Claus:
- All of the children asleep in their beds, bleeding profusely from wounds in their heads!
- All for the little ones, girls and boys!
- And not a creature was stirring, because they're all dead! Ahahaha- er, ohohohoho!
As Sheriff Wade:
- Remember, kids: Don't do the crime if you ain't wantin' a whuppin'!
- They say Justice is blind, but around these parts, she's just hungry!
- Justice tastes best when it's still warm!
- I guess they ain't be needin' that phone call!
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