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Voice commands[edit]

Killing Floor uses two different sets of voice files, spoken by a separate voice. They are split into several respective categories and activated by pressing the correspoding numbers while in-game. Players cannot trigger them when they are dead and/or spectating during a round. Both sets are shared throughout all the original characters and the characters introduced in the downloadable character packs. All characters have the number of same commands available, although the number of randomized voice files differs between the two voices. These voices come from the Vice President of Tripwire, Alan Wilson and a retired British cop, Mark Hayler. Reggie the Rocker is voiced by Ian Sinclair.

Some voice files are triggered automatically from certain events (Eg. Reloading a weapon, spotting a specimen) and therefore cannot be triggered by the voice command menus. The majority however can be triggered manually, and keybinds to particular voice files (typically accompanied by chat-messages such as "Scrake!") can be created for manual access to context-sensitive voice files.

Character pack Male Voice One Male Voice Two Others
(Original cast) Police Constable Briar
Police Sergeant Davin
Corporal Lewis
Lieutenant Masterson
Private Schnieder
Sergeant Powers
Outbreak DJ Scully
Foundry Worker Aldridge
Dr. Gary Glover
Agent Wilkes
Nightfall Mr. Foster
Mike Noble
Lance-Corporal Lee Baron
Security Office Thorne
Postmortem Harold Hunt
Kerry Fitzpatrick
Paramedic Alfred Anderson
Trooper Clive Jenkins
"London's Finest" Reverend Alberts
Captain Wiggins
Kevo the Chav
Chopper Harris
Steampunk Steampunk Sharpshooter
Steampunk Firebug
Steampunk Field Medic
Steampunk Berserker
Steampunk 2 Steampunk Support
Steampunk Commando
Steampunk Demolition
Steampunk DJ Scully
Urban Nightmare Shadow Ferret
Samuel Avalon
Dr. Jeffrey Tamm
Dave "The Butcher" Roberts
Neon Voltage
Mr. Magma
Premium Harold Lott
Chickenator Ash Harding (Female Voice One)
DAR (DAR Voice)
Mrs. Foster (Female Voice One)
Reggie (Mumble Voice)
Events Baddest Santa
Steampunk Mr. Foster
Commando Chicken Steampunk Mrs. Foster (Female Voice One)
Ms. Clamley (Female Voice One)
Cross Promotion Harchier Spebbington
Pyro Blue
Pyro Red
Harchier Spebbington II
Ricky Vegas
Hayato Tanaka


Male voice one Male voice two Female voice
Doc! Medic me!
I want drugs! Now! I'm bleeding here!
Jesus, I'm bleeding like a stuck pig! I'm hurt!
Where's the bloody quack when you want one? Medical emergency, over here!
I'm hit! Bloody well do something! Patch me up! Patch me up!
Patch me up for God's sake! Gimme a plaster! I need a doctor!
That bloody well hurts! I'm hit! Do something! I'm wounded!
Jesus, I'm bleeding! Help me! That bleeding well hurts! Heal me!
I'm in deep crap here! I need an assist!
Bugger it! Help me! I need cavalry!
For God's sake, help me! A little help!
Give me a hand over here. I need a hand here!
Help me, you arseholes! Come on team, some help!
Help me like now! Uh, damsel in distress here!
Any time, no rush! Help! Help me now! I could do with a hand!
Hey gov'na, I'm up to my bloody neck in it over here! Oi gov', I'm up to me neck here! Some help, fellas!
A little help would be appreciated! A little help, guys!
I need some money
Give us some bloody money, will ya? Can someone give me a bit of cash?
I need some dosh right now. I need dosh. Anyone?
Can you give us some money? Got a few quid, mate?
I need some money. I need some dinero.
Can anyone lend me a tenner? Got any spare cash floating around?
Where's my bloody benefits cheque? Got any spare cash?
Can you sub me a few, mate? I'm skint. Can someone help me out?
Can I scrounge some cash? Can I scrounge a few quid?
I'm a bit brasic. Can you help me out? Give us a quid, gov'na. Can anyone lend me some cash?
Give us a few quid, gov'na. Give me some money, someone.
I need some dosh.
Oi, sub me a few, mate.
Oh come on, give me some bloody money.
I'm brasic. Help me out, someone.
I need a gun
I need a bloody shooter! Anyone got a gun?
Come on, someone kit me out. Can someone give a girl a gun?
Throw me some hardware, over here. Someone lend me a shooter.
Pass me a piece will ya, pal? Got a spare gun, fella?
Tool me up, you tight gits! I need a weapon!
Chuck me a gun, someone. Chuck me a shooter, someone. Anyone got a spare shooter?
Oh come on, throw us some hardware, over here.
Oh, pass me a piece pal, will ya?


Male voice one Male voice two Female voice
No problem. Acknowledged.
Ok, ok. Okay.
Sure, mate. Sure thing.
Yep, will do. Will do.
Yes. Got it.
Yeah, ok. Got ya.
Yeah, roger that. Roger that.
Okay, gov'na! Okay, gov'. Okie doke.
Sure, pal.
Hell no!
No bloody way. Screw that idea.
No. No, sod that.
Bugger that. No sodding way! Bugger that.
Bog off, you wanker! Bog off, you bastard! Forget it.
Don't be bloody stupid! That is just bang out of order! Don't be stupid.
Nob off, you tosspot! Oh, will I buggery! Terrible idea.
No chance, pal. Crap no! No chance, pal.
No way, mate. No way, mate.
Oh, no chance, mate! I don't think so.
Nob off, you idiot!
Don't be sodding stupid!
Ta mate. Ta very much, love.
Cheers, gov'na! Cheers.
Ta very much! Appreciate it.
Thanks pal! Gracias.
Nice one, Cyril! Nice one.
Cheers, big ears! Great, cheers.
Nice one, geezer. Cheers, boss!
You're too kind.
'Scuse me, mate. Sorry, mate.
Whoopsie... Umm... oops.
Oh... sorry. Sorry!
Oh, so sorry. Sorry about that.
Oh, did that hurt? Whoop, crap. Sorry! Crap, sorry.
Oh, crap. Sorry! My mistake! My mistake.
Oh, my mistake. Whoops! Did that hurt? My bad.


Male voice one

(Mark Hayler)

Male voice two

(Alan Wilson)

Female voice
Look out
Look out!
Watch it!
Behind you, idiot! Heads up!
Look out, you plonker! Incoming!
Man on! Bad guy!
Behind you, you tosser! Uglies!
Watch you back, mate! Nasties!
Wake up, you pillock! Wake up, you dozy pillock! Danger, Will Robinson!
We're screwed! Leg it!
Run for it!
Get the hell out of here! Run!
Damn it! Bulls up, boys! Leg it!
Burn rubber, you pillocks! Oh arse! Run! SNAFU, run!
Scarper! Book it! Scarper!
Oh crap, run! Burn rubber, lads! Retreat!
Uh... time to leave.
Wait for me
Christ! Give me a breather! Give me a sec!
Hold on for Christ's sake! Hold on!
Hang about! I'm coming! Hang on! I'm coming! Hang about! I'm coming!
Wait for me, you wankers! Wait for me, you lot! Wait for me!
Slow down, you arseholes! Slow down, you bastards! Slow down, you lot!
Wait up! I'm coming! I'm coming! Wait up! Wait up!
I'm bricking meself! Wait up! I'm bricking myself! Wait! Hold up!
Weld the doors
Seal the doors, quick!
Get the doors, you muppets! One of you muppets weld the doors!
Get those doors welded. Get those doors welded, now! Get those doors welded.
Weld them tight. Weld them up tight. Weld those doors shut.
One of you pikeys weld those bloody doors! Weld those sodding doors! Weld those doors!
Weld those bloody doors! Get the doors, you lot! Weld the doors, you lot!
Let's hole up here
Nice bolt-hole. This will do.
Thin red line, right here boys. Hold 'em off here.
Stand them off here. Let's make a stand here.
This'll do. I need a breather anyway. Oh dear, I need a breather anyway. Let's hole up here boys.
Hunker down in here. Let's hunker down here.
Let's dig in, right here. Dig in, right here. Dig in right here.
God, remember the bleedin' alamo? Remember the bleedin' alamo?
Follow me
On me!
With me!
Right, follow me! Follow me! Follow me!
This way, you prats! Get fell in, now! With me, people!
Oi, plonkers! Follow me! This way, you lot! Oi, this way, you lot!
Get fell in!


Male voice one Male voice two Female voice
Get to the Trader
Let's go shopping, chaps. Let's go shopping, ladies.
Time to stock up, lads! The Trader's open, time to shop!
Head for the Trader, guys! Head for the shop! Trader time, lads.
Make for the shops! Let's go buy guns. Let's buy some bang-sticks.
Time for a car-boot sale, I feel. Make for the Trader, lads Trader's setting up, let's go.
Let's go and find the Trader. Let's go find the Trader, boys. Time to find the Trader, fella.
Go upstairs
Get upstairs, now!
Upstairs to bedtime, children! Up the stairs!
Get up them apples! Up the stairs, guys! Up the stairs, go!
Get up the stairs! Up them apples, now! Going up!
Head downstairs
Head downstairs.
Get down there!
Going down.
Get down the stairs! Get down those stairs!
Down we go. Down we go, lads. Downstairs, now!
Get outside
Out of here! Outside, now!
Outside, shit for brains! Outside, ladies!
Get out, you mongrels. Get outside, you mongrels. Head outside, lads!
Outside. Now! Outside. Now, lads. Let's get outside!
Go inside
Get indoors. Indoors, now!
Inside, and get to work. Inside, and get to work, boys. Inside, ladies!
Head inside. Head inside, lads. Head inside, people!
Okay, get out the bloody rain. Okay, let's get out the rain. Let's get inside!


Male voice one Male voice two Female voice
Insult specimens
Ha, call yourself a bloody zombie? Die, you useless clot sucker! Die, shithead!
Wankers! You freaks do look better dead! You freaks look better dead! Ha ha ha ha!
Reminds me of a bunch of pikies! You couldn't scare my mum! This is too bloody easy!
You're pathetic, like a bunch of bloody Millwall fans! Pathetic! Bring it on! F-minus so far, freaks! Try harder!
You're all fur-coat, no knickers, bitches! I've seen scarier schoolgirls than you lot! I've seen scarier five-year-olds! Ha ha ha ha!
Soft as shite! It's like shooting fish in a barrel! Like shooting fish in a barrel!
Bloody hell! You stink! Try harder, ya smelly bastards! At least try, you mutant bastards!
Oooh! Thats just nasty! You're too soft to be a zombie! I could kill you losers all night long!
Come on! Ya' want some, ya' poncies?! It's like Croydon on a Friday night! Dickless zombie scum!
Insult players
My granny shoots better than you! Do I have to kill every zombie myself? Do I have to kill every zombie myself?
Wayne Rooney's smarter than you! You can join in any time. Feel free to join in any time!
Smeghead! God almighty, you're a waste of space! God, you're a waste of space.
You gormless tosser! You daft wanker! At least look like you're trying.
Oh, get on with it! Plod! What a plonker! Jesus, I wish you came with a receipt.
You prat! Oh, do try to keep up! Do try and keep up.
Need to borrow my specs, mate? Oh, come on. Keep up, mate, will ya'? You an experiment in dicklessness, mate?
Who do you think you are? Bleedin' action man? I've met smarter donkeys than you lot! Please! Join their side!
You muppet! Bloody frog would be more use than you! You know you're amazingly shit, right?
Where do I start? You are that crap.
Aw, don't wowwy, I'm sure you'll get better!
Hope you don't think you're hard.
Whose side are you bloody on?!
I've gotta say, you are impressively rubbish.
How are you not dead?!
You're still alive? ...Great.

Automatic alerts[edit]

Male voice one Male voice two Female voice
When healing another player
Stand still, or I'll stick it where the sun don't bloody shine. Stay put while I heal you! Hold steady, the doctor's in.
Stand still, will ya'? I'm tryin' to heal ya. Stand still! I'm trying to help. Don't fidget, I'm trying to help!
Stand still. Do I look like I'm nickin' stuff?! Stand still, ya' clown. Stand still, or keep bleeding. Your call.
I'm trying to heal you, not bloody tickle you. I'm trying to heal you, not shag you. Doctors and nurses time!
Stay put, you div. Hold on while I do my doctor thing.
When reloading
Reloading! New mag! Reloading!
Can't you see I'm reloading?! I'm reloading. Cover me! Reloading. Cover me!
Cover me, I'm reloading! Watch it, I'm reloading! Watch it, I'm reloading!
New mag, give me a sec'! Wait up! New mag in! Wait up, reloading!
Hold on a tick! I'm reloading! Give me a sec! I'm reloading. Give me a sec, reloading!
When out of ammo
I'm out of ammo!
I'm all out of ammo! Me ammo's all gone! My ammo's dry!
All my ammo's gone! Oh crap, I'm out of ammo! Oh crap, I'm out of ammo!
Oh God, I'm out of ammo! Oh, bugger it! I'm all out! Dammit, I'm out of ammo!
Running on empty now! Bugger! No rounds left! Ammo's dry, fellas!
Nothing but fumes left. Oh Christ, I'm out! I'm out!
Nothing left, guys!
When welding a door
No bastard's comin' through here! No freaks coming through here!
Ah, I am welding this door! I told you! I am welding this door! Stand back, welding!
Keep back! I'm welding! Closing time! Time to close up shop!
Instant lock in, boys. It's closing time! Tight as a drum, fellas!
That'll keep the sods out. Ok, boss. No one's coming this way. Let's seal this up!
Ok gov'na, no one's coming this way. I'm welding, stand back boys. None shall pass!
Puttin' the wood in the 'ole, guv'nor. That'll keep the buggers out. Keep those buggers out!
Instant-locking, lads. Watch and learn!
When unwelding a door
Bosh! Door's open! Open... sesame!
I'm unwelding this one! I'll separate these doors!
I'm bloody opening it! Gimme a sec, cutting!
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. I know, I know: [nasally] "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off." I told you, you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
I'm cutting this one open! I'm cutting this one open, lads! I'm cutting these open!
Opening this door!
When low on health
I'm dying! Do something! I'm a goner! Do something!
Don't just stand there! Save me! I'm done for, someone help me!
I'm dying here! Help me! I'm dying here, you idiots! I'm dying, someone help me!
I'm dying here, you bloody idiots! I'm on my last legs here! Augh, I'm almost done for! Help!
I'm on my bloody last legs! I'm bleedin' knackered! I'm down, and nearly out! Help!
Do something, or I'm brown bread! I'm done in, you prats! Help me! I'm almost dead! Help me!
I'm bloody knackered! Do something, or I'm screwed! It's game over for me! Help!
Help me, or I'll be pushing up the bloody daisies! Help me, or I'm pushing up the daisies!
I'm done in, you prats! Help me! I'm done in, you arseholes! Help me!
When dropping money
Money money money! Cha-ching! Money money money!
It's raining money! Money drop!
Loads of money! A bit of spending money for you.
Dosh! Grab it while you can, lads. Dosh! Grab it while it's hot. Bank of Me, open for business.
Who needed money? Okay, cash here! Someone grab it. Who needs some wonga?
Cash here! Grab it all. Here's some cash, guys. Someone take it. You're most welcome.
Buy something pretty for yourself.

Other automatic alerts[edit]

Male voice one Male voice two Female voice
When a Bloat vomits
Christ, that stuff burns! Get away! Watch it, that'll ruin your high heels.
Damn! That stuff looks nasty! Watch it, that stuff's nasty.
That stings like a bad curry! Able vindaloo, anyone? Ha ha ha!
Oh God, don't step in it! Ugh, gross!
When an enemy burns to death
Barbecue tonight? S'mores, anyone?
Burn, you bastard! Burn! Burn, you bastards!
It's toasty time! Yeah, toasty! Ah, nice and toasty!
When a player is grabbed by a Clot
Christ, I can't move! Get off me, you bloody nonce! Back off, ugly!
Christ, get this thing off me! Ugh, grabby bastard!
Let go, you bastard! Get off me!
The smelly buggers grabbed me! At least buy me a drink first!
When a Stalker is killed with a melee weapon
Give us a kiss while you're still warm! I'd rather kiss a pig. Chew that!
I don't kiss dead tarts. There's a kiss, bitch! Skittery bastard!
I've never kissed a dead tart before. Kiss that!
When the Patriarch uses his chaingun
Bloody nora, he's got a machine gun! Talk about 'armed and dangerous'!
Christ, what else has that bastard got up his sleeve? Mother of God, what else has that bastard got up his sleeve? Bollocks, a machine gun arm!
A chaingun, you gotta be kidding! A chaingun? You've got to be kidding! You're joking. A chaingun arm?
A machine gun for an arm? No effin' way! A machine gun for an arm? Oh, no fucking way! A machine gun for an arm? Great...
When the Patriarch goes invisible
Do me a bloody favour. He can go invisible? What? He can go invisible?
Crap! That bastard vanished! Crap! Where'd he go!
He goes bloody invisible too? He goes sodding invisible too? Invisibility? Tricky little shit.
Bloody hell, where'd he go? Sodding hell! Where'd he go? Now you see me, now you don't.
When the Patriarch uses his rocket launcher
Rockets, too? Now he's really taking the piss. Rockets, too? Crap!
Oh bloody, hell, he's got rockets too. Incoming rockets!
Bloody hell! Duck! Bleeding hell! Duck! Rockets! Duck!
What is this? Bloody Guy Fawkes? What is this? Sodding Guy Fawkes night? Bloody hell, he's got rockets!
When the Siren screams within range of a player
Hell, she could hurt someone with that voice. That scream, it's her weapon!
Bugger that! She can break glass with that scream. Oh, bugger! She can break glass with that scream. Bugger, that scream will break glass!
Shoot the bitch! She's doing my head in! Kill the bitch! She's making my head spin! Someone shut her up! She's killing my ears!
When a Crawler is spotted
Ugh... creepy crawlies? I suppose the little bastards jump too. Leechy, spidery insect things!
Ugh... a bug! Someone step on it! Ew, a bug! Someone step on it! Someone squish these bugs!
I always hated bloody spiders. Oh crap, they hop too! Tricky little hopping bastards.
Oh bloody hell, they hop too! Human bugs! Fast, ugly and bitey!
Aaagh, I hate bugs!
When a Fleshpound is spotted
God, he's all lit up! Mutant dumptruck ahoy!
Bloody hell, what's he got on his arms? Check out those S&M mittens...
Christ, don't let that big bugger near me! Oh, crap. Don't let that big bugger near me! Okay, you're huge. Work out much?
Geez, that's a big one. Oh geez, that one's big. Someone hitting the evil monster gym?
When a Gorefast is spotted
He's gonna hurt someone if he ain't careful! Ugh, someone needs some skin.
Jesus, mind that bloody great knife! Jesus, mind that fucking great blade! Watch the blade on that thing!
Christ! He's been out in the sun for too long! Hell, has he been out in the sun for too long? Now that's a knife!
Fake tan, much?
When a Scrake is spotted
Mind where you're waving that, pal! Doctor with a chainsaw! Yeah, that makes sense!
Please tell me that's not a chainsaw he's carrying. Anyone order a chainsaw-wielding lunatic?
A chainsaw? You have got to be kidding me, pal. A chainsaw? Oh, you have got to be kidding me. A chainsaw? Really?
Oh God, it's chainsaw massacre time! God, chainsaw massacre time! Great, chainsaw massacre time!
When a Siren is spotted
Get her before she gets too close! Ah! Don't let that ugly bag get too close!
Christ! She's ugly! For God's sake, don't let her scream! Crap, she's ugly! For God's sake, don't let her scream! Ugh, that's a face for radio.
Kill her, quick! Before she opens her gob! Kill her before she opens her gob! Don't let her scream!
Keep that ugly bitch quiet!
When a Stalker is heard
I hear her, but where the hell is she? I can hear the bitch, but where is she?
Invisible women out to kill ya? Oh, great. Invisible, murderous women... Just what I wanted.
Damn! It's that invisible bitch again! Damnit! Invisible bitch again! Dammit! Another invisible bitch!
When wielding the axe
Come on if you think you're hard enough! Trees, mutants... same thing.
In your face, pal! Up close and personal time.
Come get some of this, you ugly bastards! Come get some, you ugly bastards! Unlimited ammo. Nice.
Stitch that, you arsehole! Stitch this, you arseholes! Let's go, mutant freaks.
When wielding the L.A.W.
This is a real weapon. This is what I call a weapon.
Okay. No more mister bloody nice guy! Okay, no more mister nice guy! Size is everything, lads.
Now I am going to get serious. Now, I am getting serious. Oh, I think I'm in love.
When wielding dual handcannons
Yeah, one in each hand. Whoa, these'll keep my hands full!
Two bloody great handfuls. Nice one! Two bloody great handfuls! Twice the bullet loving!
.50 cal fun time! .50 calibre time! This'll sort you bastards. Twin .50 cals! Come and get it!
When wielding the Hunting shotgun
Boomstick time! Double-barreled! What's not to love?
Both barrels for you, you bastards! Both barrels for you bastards. Two barrels, twice the fun.
Now this is a big sodding gun! Ha! Now this is a shotgun!

See also[edit]

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